Salutations, er–hi. Hello, something like that.

Hey guys!  I’ve missed this whole bloggy thingy. Like for reals yo. I’m back for some more, I WON’T GIVE UP ON THIS, NOOOOO! Here are other things that I’d given up which I’ve also missed:                     1.  Jumping on my bed, whilst not bumping my […]

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I am Submarine, I hate Euphemisms, Clichés and Figures of Speech.

Hi, today Rocket is gone on an um, errand, and will be replaced by her naysayer evil twin, the awesome Submarine. Assisted by her attendant, the lieutenant. Lieutenant: Hi. Want to know what bugs me? Cliché sayings. I hate them all. 1. “Cute as a button”. Stop it already, buttons aren’t cute. Especially when I choke […]

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Eh, things happen, like thinking and such.

Sitting in the dark has many advantages, for example providing one less distraction for thinking. Most people, however, do not sit in the dark. People normally would not find a slot in their original routine for it, because it is considered creepy. On the other hand, it is considered normal to sleep in the dark; […]

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Faulty Fireworks and the Carnival Lights.

I am completely late with the July 4th (Independence Day) photos, but even six days late is better than nothing right? Like the titles says, these are extremely poor firework photos because I forgot to put the fast shutter speed setting in my camera, but I still liked the faultiness of the pictures. I also […]

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Autobiographies.

As most people know, autobiographies are an account of a person’s life written by that person. If I had to make an autobiography, of myself, in an rhetorical sense, I wouldn’t know where to start. I mean, of course there is the mandatory date of birth, where you grew up, family, where you live(d), family […]

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