Salutations, er–hi. Hello, something like that.

Hey guys!  I’ve missed this whole bloggy thingy. Like for reals yo. I’m back for some more, I WON’T GIVE UP ON THIS, NOOOOO! Here are other things that I’d given up which I’ve also missed:                     1.  Jumping on my bed, whilst not bumping my […]

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Skittle Dinosaurs and Bicycle Cracks.

  I’ll keep this short, or else I am going to forget what I was blabbing about… I used to be able to see beauty in the world, including its under/overtones and hues. I felt understanding and relevance and all kinds of yummy things.  But lately, these couple of months I think the 10 year […]

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I’ve known you for years, this is the first time I’ve met you.

Another Introduction type post, oy!  “Hi, my name is so and so blahblahblah” Ok, so no one actually says “blahblahblah” after they introduce themselves. As well they should, and whyyyyy you ask?! I’ll tell you why World, it’s ‘ cause I think it’s not enough to introduce ourselves unless we demonstrate the essence of our personality […]

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HAHAHAHAHA—-time wasted.

There was a man named Lou,  He only had one shoe,  He wished he had blue balloons,  and 2 baboons.  When asked, “Lou where is your other shoe?”  He simply said, “Oh poo, I have no clue”  Then the jellybean police came–Ok I am super done with this story, sorry folks, guess what?! LOU NEVER […]

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