“Welcome to The World of Sleep, can I get you a pillow? Oh. You don’t care? Why, here are some comfy beds and sheets!”
“Hey Mac! We’ve got another one over here! Just pile him on top of the others.”
“Aw, come on Mac! I did it last time! I’ll get ya a breakfast burrito!”
Sleep, most of us don’t care where, we just want it, and we want it now damnit!
I say this awake at 7 am having gone to sleep at about 2 am, whilst listening to Sonic Youth and choking on generic Mini Wheats.
Today’s scheduled programming ladies and gents:
7:00 am-12:00 pm: The World of Awake
12:00 pm-10:00 pm: Zombieland
10:00 pm-2:00 am: The Grey Static Fuzzy Zone
2:00 am-7 am: Miracles Do Happen