I think my Brain’s name is Brian, or Brianna.

 

Oh the Brain.

Brains!!!!

Guts!!!

GLORY!!!

BLOOOD.

 

Back to the brain.

It’s something alright.

 

I mean, how little we really do know about it?  Its why’s and stuff?

Although, we do know a few neat things about the brain, and then some.

 

A FEW FACTS ABOUT BRIANNA

 

• The average adult brain weighs about 3 pounds (That’s like a box of sugar and a one pound bag of sour gummi worms).

(sorry for the drool)

 

 

 

• An elephant’s, on the other hand, weighs 13 lbs and 3.64 oz (THINK OF HOW MANY GUMMI WORMS THAT WOULD BE?!).
• The human brain consists of 60% fat.
• When conscious, our brains can generate between 10 and 23 watts of power (AHA!).
• The brain can live 4-6 minutes without oxygen.
• The number of average thoughts a day we have are about 70,000.
• There are no pain receptors in the brain, it feels no pain (badass).
• Our brain keeps things illuminated each time we blink (that way we don’t go crazy feeling like we’re in a room with an annoying sibling flicking the lights on and off).
• Studies show that the brain shrinks after we hit 30 (I guess that makes some insults possible now, yikes).

 

 

 

WHOA AND GOODBYE.

 

 

Sources:

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolutionary-psychiatry/201202/brain-shrinkage-and-b-vitamins

http://www.brainhealthandpuzzles.com/fun_facts_about_the_brain.html

http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/blink.html

http://www.sfn.org/index.aspx?pagename=brainfacts

http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/facts.html

I am not a child, I just want my pizza.

Just awhile ago, I went to throw out the trash when I realized something: my childish tendencies.

Like how I throw the trash at night for example:

 

Or the way I sway side to side when I am impatient.

Or balance my pen atop my nose, whilst getting puzzled looks from my professors.

There are also situations like this one (which I’m sure many of you are discreetly familiar with):

Or eating scalding hot pizza.

Either way, what childish tendencies make you, you?

I am Submarine, I hate Euphemisms, Clichés and Figures of Speech.

Hi, today Rocket is gone on an um, errand, and will be replaced by her naysayer evil twin, the awesome Submarine. Assisted by her attendant, the lieutenant.

Lieutenant: Hi.

Want to know what bugs me? Cliché sayings. I hate them all.

1. “Cute as a button”.

Stop it already, buttons aren’t cute. Especially when I choke on them.

2. “Walk in his/her shoes”.

No. They probably stink.

3. “Any friend of yours is a friend of mine”!

Ha.

4.”Get your feet wet”.

Then what? Huh? Just so I can experience a towel braze against my foot?!  It tickles, no.

5. “Nothing personal”.

As if.

6. “Nothing to sneeze at”.

Hello? Is there ever something appropriate to sneeze at?! If you do, I want you in my evil club.

7. “Two wrongs don’t make a right”.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

8. “You got your just deserts”.

Desserts?! Where?!  Oh. Well played sir, well played. Lieutenant, see what we can find out about this guy.

9. “Grinning from ear to ear.”

Impressive…you must have lots of friends.

10. “Dumb as a post.”

Lieutenant, they’re talking about you again.
Let’s get outta here boys, there is way too much yellow here for my liking. I am suddenly wanting vanilla ice-cream…and a hug.